rupsidaisy:

straight boys don’t shut their mouths because their lips would be touching and that’s gay

thorxndor:

I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay

and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet

so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”

and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me  

little-miss-disney:

When pixar does the thing that makes you question if you are actually watching a children’s movie.

  • How to break up with someone: Give them a sock and tell them they are a free elf now.

osamah:

i like girls who look like they kill people for a living

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So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings.
J.R.R. TolkienThe Hobbit  (via etrezomp-ni—kelted)

deersatan:

accidentally stuttering while saying your snarky comeback

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rapewhistled:

*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks

stupidpopstarrules:

I cant believe lady gaga died for our sins and resurrected thousands of years ago today. what an inspiration